We all get roped into house-sitting for moms and pops sometimes. Liggity LAME-OOOOO. So the obvious recourse is to toss an end-of-days barn-burner.
The bummer is, if you set fire to the house, they might kick you out of the will. So how to you get away with dipping their toothbrushes in the toilet and cleaning the stains on the carpet?
Follow the steps over at wiki-how:
1. Find out when your parents are leaving and how long they will be gone.
2. Gather a group of friends to help you remove valuables that may get broken during the event. Store them in a safe place, and remember or record where all of them go. Many people will notice if something they see every day is even slightly out of place.
3. To prevent the party from being busted by the police, leave exterior lights off, draw all the blinds in the house and instruct attendees to park cars far away, such as at a nearby parking lot or on an adjacent street.
And here’s my favorite:
Phones with a GPS feature can often be monitored remotely, either via the Internet or another phone of the same brand. This requires the phone being monitored to have a privacy setting changed to automatically accept this from a specific phone (consult your owner’s manual!)