Hey homies. I know you all don’t all have a ton of money. NEITHER DO I!
And I bet you got someone to impress right? Like that hottie from the Ambercrombie store? Lame. But whatever, you have to get them talking to you with a straight face and convince them you know what high society is!
One way to solve the situation that is to drink on the cheap. You don’t lose a whole lot of money and you end up forgetting your dead broke and the Ambercrombie clerk is looking at you funny.
And here’s how to do it: Gin & Tonic.
Not only can you get smashed for pennies, er, dollars, but you get to show a little class.
Here’s what you need to do:
1. Get a glass.
3. Throw in some rocks (ice)
3. Pour two oz. of Gin into it. (get a alcohol strainer and count to 2, that’ll do ya)
4. Pour in three oz. of tonic water.
If you want to stay in the bottom of the barrel, pick up a bottle of Seagrams, not Seagrams 7, we’re talking lowest shelf here. It might even come in a plastic bottle.
You can also pick up a 2-liter bottle of crappy tonic water at Wal-Mart for about $0.89 – How can you beat that.
All in all, you can live the high life for under $10.
Tip: If you can’t handle the snap, crackle and pop of the soda, squeeze in a lemon or lime wedge. You’ll think your drinking Sprite in no time. Now, that’s sublymonal!