Drink Cheap! Cheap Date

Not enough fruit in your diet? Is that why you’re always drinking the Fru-Fru drinks. good god Billy, act like a man.

If you have to drink Fru-Fru, here’s something that won’t break the bank and will tickle your tastebuds.

Try the “Cheap Date,” a drink that scored a 9.3 out of 10 on DrinkNation.com.

Ingredients= Vodka, Cranberry juice, Grenadine and orange juice.

They have it all measured out, but I know it doesn’t matter to you because you most likely only have vodka and orange juice. That’s why this drink is best made at your parents house. They probably have this crap in the pantry.

If you’re going to go out and buy that stuff, keep it in your budget.

I wouldn’t go all top shelf like they suggest. Veer away from the Absolut citron. You can hook it up with Schmirnoff lemon twist or whatever or just go to the half-gallon of Five o’clock and squirt some lemon juice into it.

Grenadine is mere pennies, so snatch up a bottle. You can get more use out of it during Halloween time when you squirt it on little kids coming to your door.

“That’s blood, kid! I bottled it from your dog”

They love it when you tell them that. I mean, it’s Halloween, why not?

Total cost: around $15