Party Noob

A sheet of paper?!?! A piece of good ol’ American printer paper!?!?!? Not cardboard? Not posterboard?

That’s right kiddies. Next time you’re stuck in the computer lab without a bottle opener, fret not. After you’re done printing off the answers for your midterm, fold that crap up a bunch of times and pop the top of your favorite beer.

Note: If the beer bottle is a twist-off, stop trying to be cool and just twist it off. Save this trick for real drinkers.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kD8dO8ZuRw[/youtube]

Kudos to YouTube uploader shederector.