If you got blood on the floor, you’ve learned how to throw a miggity mackdown party - and you also learned that just because the guys at the renaissance festival can juggle knives, that doesn’t mean you can.
Now that the fun has ended, let’s try to save your security deposit.
First learn the rules:
1. Always use cold water, never hot. Hot may make the stain set for life.
2. Always blot, never rub. Rubbing can lead to spreading the stain.
3. Try multiple techniques.
Now, here’s seven methods to get blood stains out of the carpet:
1. MEAT TENDERIZER - Great for the BBQ enthusiast. Dump some powder tenderizer and cold water on the stains. After 20 minutes, use a cold wet sponge to lift the red. via allabouthome.com
2. SPIT AND RUB - I think just about everyone has tried this one. Apparently saliva has some kind of special power to get out blood stains.
3. HYDROGEN PEROXIDE - pour some hydrogen peroxide on the stain, wait 15 minutes, then rinse it off with cold water. via wikihow
4. MURPHEY’S OIL SOAP - Not just for hard floors. Try it out on the carpet.
5. CLUB SODA & SALT - Soak the carpet with soda then drop a clump of table salt over the stain. We’re talking lots of salt. After 20 mins, try and wipe it out. via gardenweb
6. CORNMEAL AND VACUUM - Other crap not working? wet the carpet again with cold water, then pour some cornmeal over the stain. Let the cornmeal completely dry (which may take a day) and then vacuum it up. via answerbag
7. CLUMPY CONCOCTION - This one seems tough to get together, but if you got the ingredients, looks like it might be mom’s best recipe: cornstarch, cornmeal and talcum powder. Make a paste out of it, put it on the stain and let it dry. You should be able to brush it off after that. via everything2
WARNINGS:
1. NEVER EVER EVER EVER use WARM or HOT water to clean. Says wikihow: The stain will set forever.
2. Continued use of hydrogen peroxide weakens/thins fabric.
3. Petroleum-based soaps (like liquid dish soaps) can be hazardous. Use at your own risk, but not suggested.
Got any other suggestions? What’s your trick?
Ever wondered that if you were born a drinking game, what would you look like? How would you be played? Who would play you and would they be naked?
We have! and obviously there’s quite a few people with the same affliction.
After taking a highly logical and psychiatrist-endorsed online super miracle happy quiz, we found out that party noob is TIP CUP!
That game is for girls, but we love girls so let’s party like a rock star, totally dude. Take the quiz your own damn self and tell us if you got something better.
If there’s one thing we’ve learned through our party days, it’s that Canadians can drink.
So it shouldn’t be a surprise that a Canuck at drinksite.com brings us a game called bowl until you’re drunk.
To win this drinking game, you need lots of booze and six two litter bottles and a ball of some sort.
fill up the two liter bottles with some water so they will stand up. Arrange them in a pyramid shape and then walk back and grab your ball.
Bowl your ball toward your makeshift pins. The number of pins you knock over is the number you get to drink. Sticking with the name of the game, bowl until your good and pissed.
Holy crap, going to jail is so hott!!11! Let’s throw a party!
After a judge sent Paris Hilton back to jail for 45 days for violating probation, we got to thinking, how can we get to drinking?
Then we found this song - booyah. Here’s the jist: make yourself some Paris Hilton Jailbird Fix, play the youtube video below and every time the song says “paris hilton” it’s time to drink.
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Hey Party people,
The most important and prolific drunk driver and party animal in the world ever and ever again has been ordered back to jail. bwahaha. So sad so sad.
We never like to see animals locked up. They should be free to roam and make asses of themselves to make the rest of us feel a little bit better about it all.
In support of Paris Hilton, we present the Paris Hilton Jailbird Fix, a drink among drinks to keep the party going.
Here’s what you need:
1. Fruit: Pick grapes, apples or oranges.
2. Water
3. Glass Jar
4. Wax paper
5. Rubber band
6. Salt
7. Time (hopefully less than 45 days)
Put the fruit and water in the jar, put wax paper over the top, and wrap a rubber band on around it to seal the jar. Next poke a couple holes in the paper and let it sit until it molds. When the liquid looks nice and cloudy, you’ll be ready to slam it and go into a crazy night of bliss and hottness.
Caution: This drink may cause blindness.
If there’s one thing that party people love it’s those who bring their own drinks. No one wants to pay for you to get drunk, and let’s face it, neither do you.
Luckily, there’s many ways for you to get wasted and not dump all the change you scrounged from the back seat of your back car.
So, let’s get all high school on this motherf#cheers!!11
Remember when you took a few wadded up $20s you got from mom and bought on a bottle of absolute and a few 2-liters of sprite, then you threw up all over your buddy’s pool deck? This drink is kinda like that, only much cheaper.
It’s called Bum Juice.
What you need:
1. One 2-liter of crappy club soda or some citrus crap.
2. One fifth (750ml) bottle of junk rum. We’re talking the $5 half-gallon crap. You don’t need to spend $14 on Bacardi.
Now, the guys at idrink tell you how to put it together:
Pour out (drink) approximately 750ml of the cheap soda (usually orange or lemon-lime soda). Then pour the bottle of cheap rum into the soda bottle. Turn the bottle up and down a few times to mix, then open carefully so that it does not explode. Drink right out of the bottle with a friend. For best results, drink in a public park.
Man, that sounds great and won’t cost you more than about a half hour of begging to win enough change to buy the rum. Now get drinking!
