Hey hey folks,
It’s time to get up and get down. You want to throw a party! You want music, girls, guys, hook-ups, awkward facebook photos, drinks, food, music, hangovers, clogged toilets, calls to mom, visits by the police, burned carpet, unhinged bathroom doors tossed in a fire your friends started in the street in front of your house!
So how do you get started??!?!
Party Noob drinks the elixer of public debauchery and spits it all over your face. Get party ideas, drink recipes, chugging contests and all-around strategies to blow up your block.
It’s time to open the pleasuredome–er, the basement of your condemned-after-next-semester row house. Pop the top of your favorite brew and get down with your bad self (and other people, too).
Holla!