Drink Cheap! Paris Hilton Jailbird Fix

Hey Party people,

The most important and prolific drunk driver and party animal in the world ever and ever again has been ordered back to jail. bwahaha. So sad so sad.

We never like to see animals locked up. They should be free to roam and make asses of themselves to make the rest of us feel a little bit better about it all.

In support of Paris Hilton, we present the Paris Hilton Jailbird Fix, a drink among drinks to keep the party going.

Here’s what you need:

1. Fruit: Pick grapes, apples or oranges.

2. Water

3. Glass Jar

4. Wax paper

5. Rubber band

6. Salt

7. Time (hopefully less than 45 days)

Put the fruit and water in the jar, put wax paper over the top, and wrap a rubber band on around it to seal the jar. Next poke a couple holes in the paper and let it sit until it molds. When the liquid looks nice and cloudy, you’ll be ready to slam it and go into a crazy night of bliss and hottness.

Caution: This drink may cause blindness.