Drink Cheap! Bum juice

If there’s one thing that party people love it’s those who bring their own drinks. No one wants to pay for you to get drunk, and let’s face it, neither do you.

Luckily, there’s many ways for you to get wasted and not dump all the change you scrounged from the back seat of your back car.

So, let’s get all high school on this motherf#cheers!!11

Remember when you took a few wadded up $20s you got from mom and bought on a bottle of absolute and a few 2-liters of sprite, then you threw up all over your buddy’s pool deck? This drink is kinda like that, only much cheaper.

It’s called Bum Juice.

What you need:
1. One 2-liter of crappy club soda or some citrus crap.
2. One fifth (750ml) bottle of junk rum. We’re talking the $5 half-gallon crap. You don’t need to spend $14 on Bacardi.

Now, the guys at idrink tell you how to put it together:

Pour out (drink) approximately 750ml of the cheap soda (usually orange or lemon-lime soda). Then pour the bottle of cheap rum into the soda bottle. Turn the bottle up and down a few times to mix, then open carefully so that it does not explode. Drink right out of the bottle with a friend. For best results, drink in a public park.

Man, that sounds great and won’t cost you more than about a half hour of begging to win enough change to buy the rum. Now get drinking!